Don’t be upset, mommy

Hi! How are you? Yeah, I know, I'm so excited! Yeah? Oh. Alright. So everyone's gonna be

there? Oh, okay. No, nothing, I was just watching Downtown Abbey with Mum and my stepbrothers

in as well, so. But anyway, like, who's gonna be there? Everyone's gonna be there with their

boyfriends. Yeah, I know, it's not funny. I wish you guys would stop doing that to me,

I know I'm a virgin, but you don't need to make me- Why are you all laughing at me? It's