You Need a Place to Stay, I Need a Place to Put My Cock In: Wanna Make a Deal?

What are you looking for?

No, here, seeing where mother left me, but everything is fucking expensive.

You're not from here?

No, I came to visit, to meet, you know, but don't suck, I'm looking for a host, where to stay, but it's really expensive.

Well, I've got a "peace", will you?